Questions asked (see above!) are answered here.
Q: I heard you got a new Iphone. What does your case look like?
A: I have two cases! This, this, and I'm planning on getting this. So, yeah, I'm really into cases. But just between you and me, I like to take the case off for about twenty minutes a day and pretend like I'm the kind of person that gets an iPhone 4S and just doesn't use a case. I live on the edge, I know.
Q: If navahnavahnavah.com is so great, then why aren't there bilboards and whatnot all over America and other places?
A: navahnavahnavah.com brings in no money, so advertising it would just be a money sink. Furthermore, this site sells itself!
Q: Are you Austrailian?
A: I'm not Australian but I get this a lot, probably because I have a bizarre accent (read: speech impediment) but I like to think I get it a lot because I'm ADVENTUROUS AND COOL. But secretly I know that's not the case.
Q: Where did the dumb blonde jokes originate from?
A: I've always suspected it was the blondes themselves. Oh you are surprised they started a smear campaign against themselves? How else were they going to keep their bloodlines so pure?
Q: So you're the famous Navah I've heard so much about?
A: Upon implementing the ask feature I made a commitment to my enormous, adoring readership to answer EVERY question, no matter how rhetorical: so yes!
Q: Does the X stand for X-rated...?
A: This is a very good question and I'm very flattered but no, the MPAA has evaluated my life and decided to rate it PG-13, meaning I now live among the ranks of Forrest Gump and Big Momma's House 2.
Q: u gotta put those seagull videos u made in new zealand on navahnavahnavah
A: Thank you for your valuable input, capitalization-challenged reader! I certainly intend on putting those videos up because they rule, but thanks for reminding me.
Q: How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
A: This sounds like another artifact of the injustices in this country that are the fault of the 1% who get all the money and have special lawn treading priviledges that are withheld from us. WE ARE THE 99% AND WE WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
Q: "We could rule them like gods. Angry gods." -Jake (Adventure Time)
A: You rule!
Q: If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards, would the driver end up owing you money?
A: No the cab driver evaluates the distance traveled as an absolute value when computing their ever-complicated cost function.
Q: the lungs hav just hot u in the bak
A: Wow!
Q: What do you do after gather around the campfire?
A: Grill various meats
Q: are you ever gonna put http://www.yyyyyyy.info/ on navahnavahnavah.com
A: One of my favorite places on the entire internet is http://www.yyyyyyy.info/, so yes. i just did.
Q: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
A: No, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
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horseradish is not an instrument either.
Q: hey navah
A: Hey!